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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via hausofhannibal)

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boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(via allovernerd)

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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

(via sherlockssam)

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"The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one."

- Unkown (via ohteenscanrelate)

(via allovernerd)

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luxylicious:

Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

(via emmafarted)

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poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via emmafarted)

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"Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours."

- An Unknown Genius (via raikaxy)

(via shewillmove-mountains)

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oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

(via hausofhannibal)

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(via hausofhannibal)

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nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

(via frigginwinchesters)

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elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

(via frigginwinchesters)

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tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]
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  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
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princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel me

(via angels-demons-and-winchesters)

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